Alan or Alana

Engleză

Scorpion

Câteva kilograme în plus

5' 6 (1.68 m)

caucaziană

Relații serioase

Da - Acasă

Nu

Buze

Marcat, Cu dinți de vampir, Altele, Cu cicatrice

Gri

Câine, Gerbil sau Porcușor de Guineea, Rozător

Nu

Diplomă de Colegiu

Cu normă întreagă

Artă / Muzică / Literatură

Cheater

Mai puțin de 14,999$

Cu un coleg (colegi), Cu un copil (copii), Cu un animal (animale) de companie

Liniște totală

Da - des

Nu

Bătăuș

Anti-social , Ciudat

Citire, Artă și Artizanat, Teatru, Grădinărit, Pescuit / Vânătoare, Cărți de joc, Camping

My idea of a great time isn't shown above. My idea of a great time is getting high AF and then cheating on my long-term girlfriend with a dude. Ideal first date would be me picking you up in my car (I can't take you home because I live with my girlfriend and her son and she doesn't know I turn gay when I am on drugs), us pulling over somewhere and you sticking your dick in my ass while I play with my balls and trying to cum and not being successful and then dropping you off and going home to my girlfriend and going back to being a loving and heterosexual boyfriend.

Doing everything in my power to absolutely and totally destroy my girlfriend. A total mind fuck on her - sounds like so much fun!!!!

Nu am nici un prieten

Creștină

De sărbători

Is to destroy every person I come in contact with including my two children, my mom, my "step-son" and especially my girlfriend by doing drugs and then looking for a gay lover or gay fuck buddy. I also want to continue to end whatever I have left for a career and I even want to continue to terrorize the puppy and make her fear me with my drug-induced rages. Hey - but don't get me wrong - when I am high - none of those people or things matter - it's just about having a good time with the guy with his dick in my ass!

Sadic, Nu râd niciodată

Desene animate, Nu-mi place TV, Reality Show-uri, Telenovele

Familie

Folk

Casă și grădină, Știință, Romantism

To get as high as I possibly can, masturbate with my limp dick (can't get hard when I am high), shove whatever I can up my ass - all on camera on various websites while my girlfriend pines away at home worrying about me.

Ciudățenii, Pasivitate

Anyone who wants to get high, toss my salad, fuck me in the ass, force me to suck their dick and help me completely and totally humiliate my lazy ass girlfriend.

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