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"Boo, you whore!"
Age 44 From West Palm Beach, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I like to get really drunk and fall down. I love chain smoking. I think that Lindsay Lohan should be sainted for being such a beautiful disaster. I've been in college for 9 years and I'm changing my major again. I hate excercising. I am easily bored, especially by people with nothing interesting to say- challenge me! ... or at least go shot for shot and indulge me!
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Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Cooking, Volunteering, Shopping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
We go to park and have a picnic on a huge blanket with a cooler full of beer. It's about 70 degrees outside and the park is littered with energetic people exercising and seizing the day. We get really drunk, make fun of them and smoke heavily. We don't litter though... I detest litter bugs!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Shooting heroin. Totally kidding! I would, however, really like to finish something I start. Mainly my memoir.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To be happy and enjoy myself!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Pop, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Fiction, Humor, Poetry, Satire

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I look for the good things in life and in people. And no, I'm not hust saying that... I really do.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date
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